“Come along, my r-r-r-r-rummy cove; come along! how are you? how d’ye do? here we are my bricksywicksywicksy!!!”

(pictures from The Natural History of the Gent by Albert Smith)Carrd made on desktop but altered for mobile
Byron / Oz / Holmes
Regaled throughout the universe as The Camp Dandy Bachelor in every historical drama
Advocate for the return of the wearing of Hats and Spats
Speaks like a Wikipedia Article
Proud cat liker
Enjoyer of fiction & hater of reality
Writer & artist
Please read my storiesImportant (i think) information:
he/it (they/them is fine)
british (northern english/welsh)
autistic & definitely more, but thats a puzzle for you to figure out
adult (18)
full list of names
aroace boyliker

Leave me alone
the usualproshipregularly make fun of (working class) british people"self diagnosis isnt valid" weirdosdoes not consume media criticallyexclus/lgbt discoursers-14 (unless i follow you first)We don't share any interests

shit i talk about
LES MISÉRABLES (various adaptations, mainly the musicalLarge fat and hairy men

I'm crackers
I am VERY talkative. If you don't reply well to dms then we won't get along well sorry...I am VERY much so British. I will use slang. If I dont make sense PLEASE ask me to clarify <3I speak more than one language, french most fluently (other than english)I spam my story a lot. I have a 2nd account dedicated to liveblogging while im watching something so i dont fill up my main story too much.I make kms jokes sometimes and will ONLY make kys jokes if i KNOW you are comfortable with itI don't use tonetags often, ask if neededI talk about myself a lot but I don't mean to. I never mean it maliciously. Don't tell me when I am because I will notice anyway and try and fix it.Some of the media i fixate on is gross so I will make gross/unsanitary jokes abt them.

Da Rulez
simple !! tell me why you want to follow me. This can be because we share an interest or a source or u just think i seem nice. anything

Lunatic outlets
Discord server is the ultimate lunatic outlet, feel free to join! most active on instagram & discord, rarely use twitter